Killer Klowns from Outer Space

"[Encountering the Big Top] Well Ill be greased and fried! What in blue blazes is the circus doing here in these parts? I love the circus! Come on! Maybe we can get some free passes. [Noticing the purple lights on the tents cables] Ive never seen one that looked like this un before. Well... I dont know Pooh, you know theres something kinda peculiar around here. Where is everybody? Theres nobody around. Wheres the dang ticket booth? [A shadow from inside the tent follows them] How are we supposed to get in and see the show?"

"They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you dont need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!"

"I made it through Korea I can make it through this bullshit!"

"Amusement Park Guard: What are ya gonna do with those pies, boys?"

"Debbie Stone: Nobodys gonna put me in a balloon again!"

"Alien Bozos With An Appetite For Close Encounters."

"In Space, No One Can Eat Ice Cream!"

"Big Top...Big Shoes...Big Teeth!!"

"[Discovering Pooh has been dognapped] What in tarnation is going on here! Wheres my dog?! Wheres my Pooh Bear?! ILL TEAR THIS THING APART WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!"

"Horrific Harlequins With An Appetite For Close Encounters!"

"Royal Dano - Farmer Gene Green"

"Christopher Titus - Bob McReed"