Kronk's New Groove

"You see, Papi, you may look at my life and think Ive got nothing, but the truth is Ive got everything."

"Ive finally done it, Kronk. Ive created the elixir of life. The answer to everyones prayers. Behold the fountain of youth in a bottle! [thunder crashes] Regular and diet."

"I need gold, Kronk! [realizes what she said; laughs evilly] I mean, you need gold."

"Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Its finally arrived. The cure for everything that ails you. Yzmas Young and Beautiful!"

"Big load of happy, coming through!"

"Stand back! Dont make me use this! [takes out her potion] (Kronk: Your cough medicine?) No! My most fiendishly diabolical potion ever! When I drink this, you wont be able to lay a finger on me!"

"Right now, its Kronks turn to be in the limelight."

"So, right about now, youre probably wondering, "Hey, wheres that emperor guy?" Wella-wella-boom, baby! Kuzco here, coming to you live from the palace."

"Boom, baby! Like how I weaseled myself in the movie? Nice. (Kronk: Kuzco?) How you doing, hot stuff? (Kronk: Hot stuff?)"

"Its a scam! Her potions a fake! Shes selling snake oil, people! Wake up! Oh, you saw it already, huh? Well, smarty, I bet you didnt see this! [camera zooms in on Yzmas armpit hairs] Oh, yikes! That is gonna haunt me in my nightmares. Can we just move on, please? Guy in the booth! Now!"

"Papi didnt approve. He said if I didnt get serious, Id never amount to anything. But nothing I ever did was good enough for him."

"[looking at the souvenir photo; disappointed] Rats, my eyes are closed."