Latter Days

"I dont like to brag, but I can suck the engine block through the tailpipe of a 58 Chevy."

"Maybe you could try and reach down in your Bible geek soul and be cool for just two seconds?"

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt — Elder Paul Rider"

"How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, hes a prophet, but if God talks to me Im schizophrenic?"

"Ok asshole, the way I see it youve got a big mouth and only one arm to back it up. Sos hows it gonna look when a big flamer kicks the shit out of you?"

"Could be worse, could be raining. Oh yeah: it IS raining."

"When I first came to Los Angeles, it looked like just this mass of dots, all jumbled and disconnected. ...It was pretty disorienting."

"Look at yourself. Youre so pretty and colorful on the outside, but inside youre nothing but fluff. Youre like a walking, talking marshmallow Peep!"

"When I was a little kid, I use to put my face right up to them, you know, um, and I was just amazed because it was just this mass of dots, I think life is like that sometimes. But I like to think that, from Gods perspective, life, everything - even this... it makes sense. Its not just dots. And instead were all connected, and its beautiful and its funny and its good. From this close we, we cant expect it to make sense, right now."

"I cant believe what I was about to do, when there is nothing, Christian, nothing about you that is not skin-deep."

"Were colours and whites - we dont mix."

"[after having sex with Christian] Well, Im already going to Hell for kissing you, so I may as well take the scenic route."