Leprechaun 4: In Space

"Your shrieks, my dear, provide a perfect accompaniment to this romantic evening."

"The path to power is often soiled with innocent blood, and I will let nothing stop me from becoming king. Ill have power and glory, and a beautiful queen to share it with. Share... Now theres a word that lies crooked upon me. The very sound of it sends my teeth to grate and conjures up pictures of me gold being carted off to pay for feminine pleasures, leaving me with less than what I want, and what I want is everything. Ill wed her, bed her and bury her all in the same day. I wonder if her father will pay for the wedding AND the funeral."

"As Shakespeare said, shit happens."

"Man. Twenty-first century and they still cant dance."

"[Pulls out a pistol and imitates John Wayne] Hold it right there, pilgrim. Im not gonna hurt ya. Naw, Im not gonna hurt ya. [Fires gun] The hell Im not!"

"No one leaves this ship unless I so say! Say so."