Little Gamers

"Ive got a... Uh... Uh... Oh yeah, a pornographic memory!"

"[to Marcus] You lie to your inflatable doll!!?"

"You call placing duct tape with sticky side up on the floor with cheese on it a mouse trap?"

"Before you can love others, you must first love yourself". If you all excuse me, Ill be in the bathroom so hold all my calls."

"Should we tell him that "zapatista" has nothing to do with "Frank Zappa"?"

"Im afraid we have a lunatic on our hands... Look hes doing it again! That same man from yesterday just drove by and threw a newspaper at our porch!"

"So, you heard about the guy that got sent to jail for sharing Daredevil with Bittorrent? Serves him right, spreading filth like that..."

"I had a cat once. It tasted like chicken... What? I was hungry and the store was, like, closed."

"Do I look like a fucking people person?"

"The Pope is dead. Long live the Pope". I must confess that I dont see what the fuss is about... Hes just a regular human being like the rest of us. And besides I dont believe in God and all that religious stuff. I believe in myself instead. [pause] Im going to hell for saying that huh?"