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"(Coughing and spluttering noises) Hmmmmm! I dont need to ask what you did in there man. That was definitely a gallon of number 3!"
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Little Miss Jocelyn is a British TV sketch comedy written by and starring Jocelyn Jee Esien. The show is made up of studio sketches and hidden camera footage in which unsuspecting members of the public become part of a sketch. The series ran for two series from 22 August 2006 until its cancellation on 14 February 2008; 12 episodes aired, while a 13th episode was never broadcast for unknown reasons
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"And Ill give you some antibiotics, cos that water is contam-u-nated maan!"
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"Voulez-vous le lollipop, mademoiselle, maaaaaaaaan!?"
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"People go into my toilettes weighing 10 stone. They come out, weighing 9 stone 4 pounds."
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"What was that? A number 1,2,3 or 4?!"
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"This will take a loooooong time!"
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"I can do whatever the damnation I feel exclaimation mark!"
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"The Queen, (pronounced quain) her majestys rose (bows head)"
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"...you use your pulley puller!"
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"Do not believe people when they say you are safer travelling by air than you are on the roads because I have crashed my car into a plane before!"
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"Ooooh! Would you like to lick cake off my eyeballs? I keep them in a bowl!"
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"This is your last appointment, Save yourself!"
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