Love at First Bite

":Black mourner: Alvin - I told you to go find your roots, but who told you to drink the water?"

"Im going out for a bite to drink."

"You see? Even a child knows! The wolf is a very misunderstood creature. He never kills for sport, only what is needed. And he always protects the young... and the old."

"Children of the night, shut up!"

"[after biting a wino] What was that maniac drinking? Tastes like the Volga river at low tide!"

"[talking to her kitten, sitting in the fridge]: So thats where youve been for the last two days, and I thought you were lost, you little devil [kisses the kitten]."

"[repeated line] Im a doctor! I know what Im doing."

"[After having set fire to Draculas Coffin] This is a perfect example of a man taking charge of his own life! And I feel... pretty good."

"[picking hotel room lock] Every now and then it sure helps to have a patient doing five to ten for breaking and entering."

"[is about to set Draculas coffin on fire] In the name of all the Van Helsings who have ever lived... Burn, Baby! Burn! [throws the lit match on the coffin, and the coffin begins to ignite]"

"You know what Freud said: if you dont pay for it, you dont get better."

"[reading an American phrase book] What is this? "Copyright 1923"? Renfield, you bumbling moron, this book is as out of date as... I am."