Mallrats
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Mallrats is a 1995 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith. The film stars Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Claire Forlani, Priscilla Barnes, and Michael Rooker. It is the second film in the View Askewniverse. The film follows two best friends as they retreat to a local mall after being dumped by their girlfriends on the same day.
"[To Willam, still staring at the 3D art] Ill tell you what you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee youll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!"
Mallrats"[after hitting LaFours over the head with a baseball bat] Come, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod! Snootchie-bootchies. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Mallrats"[referencing Silent Bob] Human brown-eye here is a walking calamity. Were gonna have to take a pass on the stage-trashing business, otherwise hes liable to kill himself. Sorry, bro."
Mallrats"[Explaining the details of Operation Drive By to Silent Bob] Phase One: First, you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters. Id do it, but I pulled my back out humping your mom last night. Nooch. Okay, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold. Thats when Phase Two kicks in. I attack the structure Wolvie Berserk style, and knock out the fucking pin and - bickety bam! - the motherfucker is rubble. Hence, no game show."
Mallrats"Superhero Anatomy! Topless Fortune Telling! Bunny Bashing! And More!"
Mallrats"Theyre not there to shop. - Theyre not there to work. - Theyre just there."
Mallrats"Priscilla Barnes - Miss Ivannah"
Mallrats"Claire Forlani - Brandi Svenning"
Mallrats"Ben Affleck - Shannon Hamilton"
Mallrats"Joey Lauren Adams - Gwen Turner"
Mallrats"Michael Rooker - Mr. Jared Svenning"
Mallrats"[Explaining the details of Operation Dark Knight to Silent Bob] Okay, Lunch Box, lets try this again. We tie you to the roof and you jump off and sail like a Spitfire passing right over the arch nemesis La Fours. You then swing up to the stage and knock out the pin. And when thats gone, the stage is trashed and we go smoke a bowl. You got it? Now get your fat ass up there! And dude, dont forget your helmet. Snoogans."
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