Mario Superstar Baseball

"Gwah ha ha ha ha! So, you finally got here, Mario! Youre so late...and I HATE waiting! Its not like I blocked the road with rocks or anything! What? Im serious! Whats with the dirty look?! Anyway, lets just forget all that. So, you think you have the mightiest team now? Ill be the judge of that! Here we go!"

"Time to play me! But why bother? Ill obviously win! Gwah ha ha!"

"Hey, thanks for coming! Kick back and relax. Thisll be over in no time!"

"Gwah ha ha ha! Yes, yes, play for my amusement, Mario!"

"Boy, talk about bad taste... Gold-plated statues! Now THAT is some serious cheapness!"

"Bwah ha ha ha! I won! I am the strongest of all!"

"GRRRAAAAAGH! You annoying weed! Oh yeah! Ill burn you like a weed!"

"Bwah ha ha ha ha! Bring it on! Lets just see whos stronger!"