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"[To Max] Im going to come up with a punishment to you that is so severe that future generations will refer to it as...The Keeble."

Max Keeble's Big Move
Max Keeble's Big Move
Max Keeble's Big Move is a 2001 American comedy film directed by Tim Hill, written by David L. Watts, James Greer, Jonathan Bernstein and Mark Blackwell and starring Alex D. Linz, Larry Miller, Jamie Kennedy, Nora Dunn, and Robert Carradine. The plot follows the eponymous Max and his friends, who begins going to junior high school only to learn Max and his family will soon move elsewhere; Max reso
"[To Max] Im going to come up with a punishment to you that is so severe that future generations will refer to it as...The Keeble."
"[Sees a Coca Cola can rolling on the bus floor] Sweet! A can!"
"[To Max] Youre a smart little boy...[leans forward] but so am I."
"And now, an announcement from your principal. This is Principal Jindrake. All students will report to the assembly hall during third period for a special presentation. Attendance is mandatory. All must attend. Not attending is prohibited. That is all. Thank you."
"[To a young boy in the hallway] Oh, stop smiling! This isnt a Happy Place! [Knocks the boys books to the ground]"
"Im closing down the shelter, silly boy!"