Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh

"He’s not a big man, he’s not a small man, he’s what you might call a handy man."

"Anthony Lynch, the Cork corner-back, will be the last person to let you down - his people are undertakers."

"...and Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, Ill tell ye a little story. I was in Times Square in New York last week, and I was missing the Championship back home. So I approached a newsstand and I said, "I suppose ye wouldnt have The Kerryman would ye?" To which, the Egyptian behind the counter turned to me and he said, "Do you want the North Kerry edition or the South Kerry edition?" He had both...so I bought both. And Dooher is back on his feet..."JOEs favourite Micheal O Muircheartaigh quotes" JOE. 16 September 2010."

"Colin Corkery on the 45 lets go with the right boot. Its over the bar. This man shouldnt be playing football. Hes made an almost Lazarus-like recovery from a heart condition. Lazarus was a great man but he couldnt kick points like Colin Corkery."Micheal classics". eircom."

"1-5 to 0-8.. well from Lapland to the Antarctic, thats level scores in any mans language."

"Pat Fox has it on his hurl and is motoring well now … but here comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail ...... Ive seen it all now, a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park!""

"He grabs the sliothar, hes on the 50... hes on the 40... hes on the 30... hes on the ground."

"Pat Fox out to the forty and grabs the sliothar. I bought a dog from his father last week. Fox turns and sprints for goal... the dog ran a great race last Tuesday in Limerick. Fox, to the 21, fires a shot, it goes to the left and wide... and the dog lost as well."

"The stopwatch has stopped. Its up to God and the referee now. The referee is Pat Horan. God is God."

"Seán Óg Ó hAilpín.... his fathers from Fermanagh, his mothers from Fiji, neither a hurling stronghold."

"Teddy McCarthy to Mick McCarthy, no relation, Mick McCarthy back to Teddy McCarthy, still no relation."