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"The Sumer Camp That Makes You Untrustworthy, Disloyal, Unhelpful, Unfriendly, Discourteous, Unkind, Disobedient, and Very Hilarious."

Meatballs (film)
Meatballs (film)
Meatballs is a 1979 comedy film directed by Ivan Reitman. It is noted for Bill Murray's first film appearance in a starring role and for launching the directing career of Reitman, whose later comedies include Stripes (1981) and Ghostbusters (1984), both starring Murray.
"The Sumer Camp That Makes You Untrustworthy, Disloyal, Unhelpful, Unfriendly, Discourteous, Unkind, Disobedient, and Very Hilarious."
"[to Rudy] Hey, you must be the short, depressed kid we ordered. Glad you could make it."
"[on loudspeaker] Attention, all campers. Afternoon swim schedule is as follows: Advanced Dolphins, report to the dock for survival swimming and IQ testing. All Senior Silverfish, meet on the beach for nude sunbathing. Junior Salmon, Trout and Herring, report to the nearest delicatessen. Six-year-old Tadpoles, report to the swamp. And all Lobsters, get outta here! Youre a menace!"
"[on loudspeaker] Attention! Heres an update on tonights dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonights mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef." Congratulations, Jeffery. Youve just won a brand new Chrysler Cordoba and you can pick it up at Mortys office."
"[on loudspeaker] Attention all campers! Uh, its now 9:30 and thats lights out time; 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is Parents Day and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary."
"[enters the dance] Okay! Virgins on the right, non-virgins on the left. You fellas can divide them up any way you like."