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"The Oracle also said that our painted-on abs look fake! But I beg to differ!"
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Meet the Spartans is a 2008 American Comedy parody film written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The film is mainly a parody of the 2006 film 300, although it also references many other films, television shows, people and pop cultural events of the time, in a manner similar to previous films that Friedberg and Seltzer had been involved in such as Scary Movie, Date Movie and Epic
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"[as penguin farts and shits into his face and mouth] Aw it smells!"
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"Well, tickle my nipples with a feather"
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"Yo Mamas so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie!"
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"[with a mini-vac] How do you like me now, Sandman?"
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"this is from the movie and is not historically accurate..."
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"Who is that (about Sonio) Well, hes got a huge package (indicating a wooden box)"
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"Im a Hilton; I dont bow... but I do bend over."
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"Xerxes, he looked a lot like that fat guy from Borat."
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"I thought the kick was utterly dreadful. In fact, Ive seen better kicks from a geriatric donkey and I am not talking about you Paula."
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"[putting his testicles on Leonidas face and mouth while fighting him] Lick my snowballs! [Leonidas groans as his tongue touches the testicles]"
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"That is how "men" greet each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men."
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