Megamind

"Although getting a whole museum is super-cool you want to know what the greatest honor youve given me is? Do you really want to know? Really? Ill tell you. The greatest honor youve given me is letting me serve you, the helpless people of Metro City."

"Sir. Sir? Code: Did Find Out Who It Was? [Megamind: Code: Get The Car.] Code: Right Away, Sir."

"[to Megamind] Once your death ray hit, Ive never felt so alive. So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school. Metro Man was finally dead! And Music Man was born. [Roxie: Music Man?] That way I can keep my logo."

"A superhero movie with a mind of its own"

"I started to realize, despite all my powers, each and every citizen of Metro City had something I didnt - a choice. Ever since I can remember, Ive always had to be what this city wanted me to be. What about what I wanted to do? Then it suddenly hit me - I do have a choice! I can be whatever I wanna be! No one said that this hero thing had to be a lifetime gig. You cant just quit either. Thats when I got the brilliant idea... to fake my death."

"[looking around, while being held captive in Megaminds lair] Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials?"

"[her eulogy for Metro Man] He was always there for us. Dependable. Perhaps we took him for granted. You know, maybe, we never really know how good we have it until its gone. We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you. And I have just one question for Megamind: Are you happy now? This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting from the city without a hero. Coming up next: are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know."

"Being a hero is for losers! Its work, work, work, 24/7, and for what? I only took the gig to get the girl, and it turns out Roxanne doesnt want anything to do for me. [Megamind: Roxanne Ritchi?] Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi. I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb."

"Hey, Metro-losers. This is Metro Tower. They say its supposed to be a symbol of our citys strength. But for me, its a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart. And I hate reminders!"

"Brad Pitt — Metro Man/Megaminds Disguise of Metro Man"

"Okay, Minion. You were right. I was… less right."

"[first lines; voiceover] Heres my day so far. Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams, and got my butt kicked pretty good. But still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, thats right. Im falling to my death. I guess they cant. "How did it all come to this", you asked? My end starts at the beginning, the very beginning."