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"[narrating] Please, God, let him throw me on the ground and make another Joey Junior."

Mermaids (1990 film)
Mermaids is a 1990 American family comedy-drama film directed by Richard Benjamin, and starring Cher, Bob Hoskins, Winona Ryder, Michael Schoeffling, and Christina Ricci in her film debut. Based on Patty Dann's 1986 novel of the same name, and set in 1963, its plot follows a neurotic teenage girl who moves with her wayward mother and younger sister to a small town in Massachusetts.
"[narrating] Please, God, let him throw me on the ground and make another Joey Junior."
"I may be pregnant with the next Jewish-Italian Messiah!"
"[everyone in town is stricken by the news of President Kennedys assassination] It feels like there isnt a single adult left on the entire planet."
"So Joe, tell me about the nuns in the convent. Do they wear underwear in the shower? [narrating] I dont believe I said that."
"Oh, Im going to hell for sure. Here he is, talking about his poor dead mother and I cant help wishing his hands were unbuttoning my dress!"
"A word about Mrs. Flax and food: the word is "hors doeurves". "Fun Finger Foods" is her main source book and thats all the woman cooks. Anything more, she says, is too big a commitment."