Michael Palin

"Its not a model if its full-size. Its a ice-breaker!"

"Tomkinson: What are these? Mother: Shoe trees, dear..."

"There are many ways of seeing the world. You can hang upside down from a meteor, volunteer to be the fourth stage of a three-stage rocket, or simply get in a balloon and keep going. But if its sheer, unadulterated discomfort youre looking for, just stay on land."

"One of the difficult things of so much travelling is to say goodbye."

"I wish them a long and happy life. If its as long as their wedding, Im sure theyll be fine."

"The use of the word "just" by an Australian means that whatever it is you have to do, it will not be easy, as in "Just pull that sword out of the stone" or "Just split that atom."

"Contrary to what the politicians and religious leaders would like us to believe, the world wont be made safer by creating barriers between people. Cries of “They’re evil, let’s get ‘em” or “The infidels must die” sound frightening, but theyre desperately empty of argument and understanding. Theyre the rallying cries of prejudice, the call to arms of those who find it easier to hate than admit they might be not be right about everything. Armageddon is not around the corner. This is only what the people of violence want us to believe. The complexity and diversity of the world is the hope for the future."