Misquotations

"Phenomenon (do, doo, do-do-doo)"

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Bronx is burning."

"I cannot allow your ignorance, however great, to take precedence over my knowledge, however small."

"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture."

"Elementary, my dear Watson" – Sherlock Holmes"

"Theres a sucker born every minute."

"On the whole, I would rather be in Philadelphia."

"Its life, Jim, but not as we know it."

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us."

"Please, Sir, can I have some more?"

"The harder he works, the luckier he gets."

"The Shaggs are better than the Beatles."