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"Nixons the kind of guy that if you were drowning 50 feet off shore, hed throw you a 30 foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way."

Mort Sahl
Mort Sahl
Morton Lyon Sahl was a Canadian-born American comedian, actor, and social satirist. He pioneered a style of social satire that pokes fun at political and current event topics by means of improvised monologues, using only a newspaper as a prop.
"Nixons the kind of guy that if you were drowning 50 feet off shore, hed throw you a 30 foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way."
"In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl youve got to be a girl."
"Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost."
"Washington couldnt tell a lie, Nixon couldnt tell the truth, and Reagan couldnt tell the difference."
"The bravest thing that men do is love women."