Moses Golola

"When the colonialists heard about the birth of Golola Moses, they immediately granted Uganda independence."

"My energy is now volcanic, it keeps erupting!"

"The whole Uganda knows me, because of him."

"I later saw Afande Tugume on television saying funny things. I dont know whether it was his accent or he meant it but instead of saying: "The match was unfair!", he said: "The match was an affair!". Now my girlfriend wants to call off our kwanjula because of his statements on national television."

"Amazina gozina, olinga azanya karati! Ako okawubyemu nga Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Golola Mosesi... (Luganda for: The dance youre doing, you appear like youre playing karate! That you waved it in like Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Golola Moses...)"

"If I need someone to kick you, I go to Moses..."