Multiple Maniacs

"Ricky! Ricky! Bring me something strong, something I can get off on!"

"I usually sleep in churches, you know, in the confessionals. They lock all the churches up at night now because of all the thieves and they never check the confessionals. Saturday nights are the only problem, and nights that are holy days because of early masses the next day. And Lent, shit, forget it, I gotta hang in synagogues then, and its just not the same thing if you know what I mean."

"[going through someone elses wallet] What ugly children they have!"

"I was in agony! I had been raped before but never in such an unnatural and brutal way!"

"If it wasnt for me youd still be back in Boston doing poodle-nappings from those old bitches."

"It was then that I realized that she was using her rosary as a tool of erotic pleasure! She made me get into a kneeling position. My head was spinning. And all at once, she inserted her rosary into one of my most private parts!"

"Oh, Jesus, youre my first celebrity I ever gave a rosary job to! And at St. Cecilias, oh, wow, imagine!"

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