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"The objective of this exercise is to get past me. A good idea might be to cause a distraction, because otherwise, thered be 0 chance of you getting-- [Sophie dumps fish bowl, gasps] Blueberry!"

My Spy
My Spy
My Spy is a 2020 American action comedy film directed by Peter Segal, written by Jon and Erich Hoeber, and starring Dave Bautista, Chloe Coleman in her film debut, Kristen Schaal, Parisa Fitz-Henley, and Ken Jeong. It follows a CIA agent who finds himself at the mercy of a precocious nine-year-old girl in a family that he and his tech support are surveilling while undercover.
"The objective of this exercise is to get past me. A good idea might be to cause a distraction, because otherwise, thered be 0 chance of you getting-- [Sophie dumps fish bowl, gasps] Blueberry!"
"Oh, Im gonna touch! [opens the box, tries to load a gun, but bullets flew out the magazine] Ahh! Great, teach the kid. No need to show me anything."
"JJ, I admire all of your tattoos. [blinks]"
"[quoting Notting Hill] Im just a guy...standing in front of another guy...asking him not to shoot him."
"[referring to JJ] You messed with the wrong dude."
"[sees JJ dancing on screen] This looks like the wedding at the end of Shrek."
"I dont care about some stupid plans, JJ. [turns around] Let him have it. [blinks]"
"Dave Bautista as JJ, a CIA agent tasked with surveilling Sophies mother in hopes of locating her criminal brother-in-law"
"Chloe Coleman as Sophie, a nine-year-old elementary school girl who blackmails JJ into training her to be a spy"
"Kristen Schaal as Bobbi, JJs tech specialist"
"Parisa Fitz-Henley as Kate, Sophies mother"
"Ken Jeong as David Kim, JJs boss at the CIA"