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"You shouldnt stick anything up your cunt that you cant put in your mouth."

Naked (1993 film)
Naked is a 1993 British black tragicomedy film written and directed by Mike Leigh and starring David Thewlis as Johnny, a loquacious intellectual, philosopher and conspiracy theorist. The film won several awards, including Best Director and Best Actor at the Cannes Film Festival. Naked marked a new career high for Leigh as a director and made Thewlis an internationally recognised star.
"You shouldnt stick anything up your cunt that you cant put in your mouth."
"Its funny being inside, innit? Cause when you are inside, youre still actually outside, arent ya? And then you can say, when youre outside, youre inside, because youre always inside your head."
"[repeated line] Are you with me?"
"I know its a bit cheeky but, er, Im a cheeky young monkey!"
"Do you think you can recapture your youth by fuckin it? You dont want to fuck me, youll catch something cruel."
"Do you think that the amoeba ever dreamed that it would evolve into the frog? Of course it didnt. And when that first frog shimmied out of the water and employed its vocal chords in order to attract a mate or to retard a predator, do you think that that frog ever imagined that that incipient croak would evolve into all the languages of the world, into all the literature of the world? Of course it fucking didnt. And just as that froggy could never possibly have conceived of Shakespeare, so we can never possibly imagine our destiny."