Night Shift (film)

"Whats our job? We like drive around and pickup stiffs, or what? Is that what we are supposed to do?"

"So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash n dries... did I tell you I had the idea for them first?"

"Wanna know why I carry this tape recorder? To tape things. See, Im an idea man, Chuck. I got ideas coming at me all day... I couldnt even fight em off if I wanted. Wait a second... hold the phone! Hold the phone! [speaking into tape recorder] Idea to eliminate garbage. Edible paper. You eat it, its gone! You eat it, its outta there! No more garbage!"

"What are we really talking about here? Huh? Whats the essence of what were talking about? Spell it out for you if I have to. [writing on chalkboard] PROSTITUTION! Prostitution. Yeah, we can say it. Were big kids now, right? You know a lot of times itll help you to understand a word if you break it down, so let’s do that now, shall we? PROS... it doesnt mean anything. Forget about that... TIT, I think we all know what that means. TU, kay two tit and TION, of course, from the Latin to shun... to say no, uh-uh, thank you anyway I dont want it, to push away... it doesnt even belong in this word really, so lets get rid of that."

"What if you mix...mayonnaise right in the can with the tuna fish? Hold it! Hold it! Wait a minute! Chuck! Take live tuna fish...and feed them mayonnaise. Oh this is good. [speaks into tape recorder] Call StarKist."

"Well call ourselves Love Brokers."