Osmosis Jones

"Its just the way I like it: Extra disgusting."

"Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise," "low-fat," and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say lets stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank."

"Just as long as it doesnt hit 108 degrees, or Franks daughters an orphan."

"This here little D.N.A. bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didnt like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Mowtown, six days flat. And theres this old guy in Philly. I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, Im getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record! Until my man Frank that is. Im gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!"

"Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you aint got no money for no fancy schools."

"In the words of the immortal James Brown GET DOWN!"

"Next time, Ill be the bad cop."

"My, what big zits he has. How does this happen?"

"Money aint gonna be your biggest problem if you dont tell me what you know about the sinuses."

"Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine. Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes. Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery. Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets."

"You want Osmosis? You got Osmosis!"

"Well, you dealin with a white blood cell here!"