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"Alright, you have all completed the written exam. However, you must now pass the obstacle course to be admitted into the training program. And remember, survive this and youre on the front lines of keeping New Jersey safe."

Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a 2009 American action comedy film directed by Steve Carr, written by Kevin James and Nick Bakay, and produced by James, Adam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo, Todd Garner, and Barry Bernardi. It stars James as the titular character Paul Blart, with Jayma Mays, Keir O'Donnell, Bobby Cannavale, Stephen Rannazzisi and Shirley Knight in supporting roles. The film tells the story of Pa
"Alright, you have all completed the written exam. However, you must now pass the obstacle course to be admitted into the training program. And remember, survive this and youre on the front lines of keeping New Jersey safe."
"[to a villain] Hey you, Scuba-dooby-doo! [sends a scuba tank into a villain, knocking him out]"
"[from trailer] Safety never takes a holiday."
"Peanut Blart and jelly! What, what, whats up, man?"
"[talking to himself] What are you trained to do? Nothing."
"[headbutts criminal, groans] Nobody wins with a headbutt."