Paul (film)

"(to Haggard and O’Reilly) Listen to me, Frick and Fuck, I want you to tell me everything you remember about the pissy nerds."

"Over the last 60 years, the human race has been drip-fed images of my face, on lunchboxes and t-shirts and shit. It’s in case our species do meet, you don’t have a fucking spaz attack!"

"Get your goddamn hands off my motherfucking junk!"

"You were amazing, Graeme! That cop didn’t suspect a thing! And Clive… you didn’t pee your pants."

"Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice."

"What do you know, the geek shall inherit the Earth."

"Yo, fucknuts! It’s probing time."

"(in Klingon) Graeme. Strike this woman."

"(after shooting the communicator) Boring conversation anyway."

"(to Graeme, who is drawing a portrait of him) Are you going to draw me like one of your French girls, Jack?"

"(after being asked about having sex with a girl dressed like an Ewok) Well, she was furry nice."

"Clive likes boning space bears!"