Pink Flamingos

"I havent fallen in love for three whole days!"

"Well see whos the filthiest person alive! Well JUST SEE!"

"Sandy Sandstone: Eat the bird, bitch!"

"Divine - Divine / Babs Johnson"

"This beautiful mobile home you see before you is the current hideout of the notorious beauty Divine, the filthiest person alive!"

"[after Raymond exposes himself to a transsexual in the park, and, shocked, runs away] That is not the only shock you have before you, Raymond Marble, because at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ass hole!"

"The next package you bring me is getting shoved right up your little ass, can you comprehend that?!"

"Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a BOWEL MOVEMENT!"

"You know who I am, bitch! Im the filthiest person alive, thats who I am!"

"Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live. Nobody!"

"I guess theres just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone, my kind of people, and assholes. Its rather obvious which category you fit into."

"Oh I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! More than the sound of bones breaking! The sounds of death rattles! Even more than my own SHIT do I love you, Raymond!"