Pizza Movie

"Well, no ones got dirtier undies than me. [pause] Not from poop, to be clear. [beat] Or cum..."

"Blake: Early internet message boards predicted the coming of the chosen face. One so distinct, so peculiar, so utterly freak-ass, it would profoundly beguile every phones Face ID. A skeleton key."

"[Montgomery: I think our heads explode if we say curse words?] Goddammit. [head explodes] Fine. Okay. Ill just say, like, "dang it". [head explodes] "Darn it"? [head explodes] Alright! Ill make up my own. Cremble sauce. [head explodes]"

"If you dont think I deserve the basic human decency of a second chance then fine, go ahead. Tape me to the top of that clock tower and pelt me with water balloons full of piss. But if not— [cut to Jack taped to the top of the clock tower being pelted with water balloons full of piss] Goddammit."

"We can say "cunt", but we cant say "cremble sauce"?"

"Cheese and rice! I just wanted a quiet night, and now Im gonna get chainsaw-fucked by the Rat King from The Nutcracker!"

"Football Bro: Yo, we got kegs, beer pong, and Im legally required to tell you Im a registered sex offender."

"We gotta get that fucking pizza."

"Snackatron 3000: You agree not to fall in love or lust with Snackatron. You may not teach Snackatron to be racist, and you may never ever ride Snackatron."

"Hi Ashley, hows your night going? Grood? [to self] "Grood"? Shart. [head explodes]"

"Sidney: My name is Sidney Putt. I am 31 years young. I like to dress up as the Grinch in a diaper while sucking down a bunch of helium [baby voice] so I sound like a baby."

"I mean, maybe you could stand to think a little bit more about other peoples dicks."