Punch-Drunk Love

"I didnt do anything. Im a nice man. I mind my own business. So you tell me thats that before I beat the Hell from you."

"I dont know if there is anything wrong because I dont know how other people are."

"I didnt ask for a shrink - that mustve been somebody else. Also, that pudding isnt mine. Also, Im wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I dont have a crying problem."

"I have so much strength inside of me. You have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. I would say "Thats that", Mattress Man."

"Mary Lynn Rakskub - Elizabeth Egan"

"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Dean Trumbell"

"Dean Trumbell: Fuck you. Youre a pervert. Think you can be a pervert and not pay for it?"

"Robert Smigel - Walter the Dentist"

"Lena. Im so sorry. Im so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line... I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they hurt you, and Im sorry. Then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again. And, and I have a lot of puddings, and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed. So if you could just give me that much time, I think I can get enough mileage to go with you wherever you go if you have to travel for your work. Because I dont ever want to be anywhere without you. So could you just let me redeem the mileage?"