Puss in Boots (2011 film)

"You made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry! [pulls his claws out, causing the bandit behind him to loses his pants]"

"[first lines; voice over] Through the years, I have been known by many names. Diablo Gato, The Furry Lover, Frisky Two Times, and then The Gingerhead Man. But to most, I am Puss in Boots! [whispers] Outlaw."

"How dare you do the litterbox on me! [offended, when the mysterious cat makes a dancing move similar to the movements of a cat hiding their wastes in the sand of their litter box]"

"Are those new boots? [Puss: No! They are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.] Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers! They wrote a song about it!"

"It’s been a long time, brother."

"[gasps] You disgrace those *boots?!*"

"Get ready for an adventure nine lifetimes in the making."

"Mike Mitchell —– Jack Andy Beanstalk"

"[to Puss; playing the guitar] Puss in Boots?! What are you doing with the guitar and those boots?! Arrest him!"

"Zach Galifianakis — Humpty Alexander Dumpty"

"Looking good never looked so good."

"Live for danger. Fight for justice. Pray for mercy."