Rabbitson Crusoe

"Huh! Missed again, ya hammerhead halibut!"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Yosemite Sam / Dopey Dick."

"[narrating, from his journal] A low tide and a high rock caused my predicament. The ships supplies used up, my only food supply was a lowly coconut tree. Gatherin coconuts was a problem, cause of a dangerous, man-eatin shark named Dopey Dick."

"[after outsmarting Dopey Dick once again] Twenty years tryin and ya missed me again! Ya shovel-nosed mackerel! No-good bushwhackin barracuda!"

"[whacking Dopey Dick with a hammer] Back! Back! Back! Down, ya shark-livered varmint! [Dopey Dick retreats to the water] Danged ol fin-flappin flounder."

"[fighting and whacking Dopey Dick with a bat] Down! Down! Down, ya shark-toothed salmon!"