Ratchet & Clank: Full Frontal Assault

"Stuart Zurgo? He used to be captain of the Captain Qwark cadet club! You wrote some really disturbing fanfiction. Yeesh!"

"All right, Q-Force. Our mission is simple. Drive back the gungarian hoard, restore the planetary defense center, and return to the Phoenix for what I can only hope is a galaxy-funded pizza party."

"I was in a different place back then! All I wanted to do was be just like you. Then I watched as you were involved in scandal after scandal! And every time the Galaxy just forgave you! You’re nothing but one big epic fail! And this time, you’re going to pay! Colon, closed parentheses. I’m out!"

"When I think about how many years I spent worshipping you, it makes me sick. I drew fan art. I moderated the Qwark forums. I even wrote a spec screenplay called "The Adventures of Captain Qwark and Sergeant Zurgo!"

"And to think, all this could have been avoided if you just acted like a real hero! But there are no real heroes, are there? Everyone is working an angle. Well now, so am I!"

"Oh, hello noobs! Im guessing by now you realized that I am actually... Stuart Zurgo: the universes most cunning supervillain! Are your feeble minds blown? Does it gnaw at you knowing that I was right under your noses the entire time?!"