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"A tale of two kidnappers who wanted to be merciless but turned out to be hopeless."

Ruthless People
Ruthless People
Ruthless People is a 1986 American black comedy film directed by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker and written by Dale Launer. It stars Danny DeVito, Bette Midler, Judge Reinhold, Anita Morris, and Helen Slater, with Bill Pullman in a supporting role in his film debut. The film is the story of a couple who kidnap their ex-boss's wife to get revenge and extort money from him. They soon r
"A tale of two kidnappers who wanted to be merciless but turned out to be hopeless."
"So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father, this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control."
"[complaining about his wifes wealthy father] They pulled the plug on him. He wheezed and shook for about an hour and then... he stabilized. That son-of-a-bitch just got older and sicker, and older and sicker, AND OLDER AND SICKER...!"
"Sam Stones wife has just been kidnapped... And he doesnt want her back!"
"[answering the phone] Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbies here. Who is this? Well Ralph, Debbie cant talk right now. My dicks in her mouth. How about if I have her call you back later when Im done? [hangs up] I love wrong numbers."
"[introducing his wifes toy poodle to his new Doberman pinscher] Muffy, meet Adolph. Adolph, EAT MUFFY!"