Scary Movie
Scary Movie
Scary Movie is a 2000 American parody film. It was directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans and written by Marlon and Shawn Wayans, alongside Buddy Johnson, Phil Beauman, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The film stars Jon Abrahams, Carmen Electra, Shannon Elizabeth, Anna Faris, Kurt Fuller, Regina Hall, Lochlyn Munro, Cheri Oteri, and Dave Sheridan. The film, a parody of the slasher film genre, most not
"[reporting live while a student is in the background fooling around] Hello, Im Gail Hailstorm, author of the book "Youre Dead, Im Rich". A small college town is in shock after the unthinkable has happened. A brutal killing spree that left one teen dead... thats it! [pulls out a gun and shoots the student]... two teens dead and this small town shaken and stirred."
Scary Movie"Okay, chopzilla, listen up, [holds up her thumb] This little piggy went to the market. [holds up her middle finger] This little piggy stayed home... [points at cameraman] And if this little piggy doesnt roll the goddamn camera, Im gonna shove my foot up his fucking ass - [camera clicks on]"
Scary Movie"A small dicks like a disability, man! How would you like to make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? Would you?, Come on out you sick fuck. Ill kick the shit outta you, all right?! Its not the size of the hammer, its the nail youre throwing it at!"
Scary Movie"[At a press conference] Let me just say that the killing of these teens has been tragic, but, uh... hey, you know, shit happens."
Scary Movie"[laughs] Shit, son! Yo, whats the deal? Yo, if yall are watching this tape right now, that means I didnt make it. Either Im a prisoner or worse, dead. But either way it goes, Im gonna tell you the rules to survive this situation. Rule number 1: you gotta be quick. Rule number 2: DONT fall down. And rule number 3: whatever you do, NEVER LOOK BACK! Yall wish me luck... SNATCH AND RUN, YALL!"
Scary Movie
