Sexy Beast

"Youre on two per cent, two and a half, maybe even three. Depends on the usual bumflufferies. Its not about the money with you and me is it, Gal? Its the charge, its the bolt, its the buzz, its the sheer fuck off-ness of it all. Am I right?"

"Youre the problem! Youre the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! Im telling you Aitch you keep looking at me Ill put you in the fucking ground, promise you!"

"I gotta change my shirt, its sticking to me. Im sweating like a cunt."

"But quite frankly your attitude appalls me. Its not what youre saying. Its all this stuff youre not saying. Insinnuendos."

"Yeah, thats what I said. Theres me putting my bag up in the cupboard next thing ya know, I feel hands on me. Someones touched me, touched my front... my front bottom. I cant believe it, Ive gone all cold. I look around, he standing there isnt he? That steward with the guilty look on his face. I was shocked, I didnt know what to say. I had to sit down, I was that perturbed. Then his mate, the other one who was giving us all lessons on what we do if we land in the sea. How to wear your life jacket etc; He starts off, he starts looking at my all funny... suggestive. Now I dont know if theyre wanting me for a twosome or something, I dont know how they work it. But Ill tell you what, it scared me. I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a cigarette to calm me nerves. I was trembling, I was very emotional and that when all the rest of it happened. Its very regrettable. Now, I dont want to kick up a fuss, right, press charges... contact the British embassy. Id rather not pursue those channels, thats not my style. Im not that sort of a bloke. I dont want to lose the man his job. Mans got to eat. And Im sure hes not representative of all you Spanish people. But I would appreciate it if you had a word with him, let him know hes been rumbled. The one with the ginger hair."

"Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this fucking time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way! No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way! Youve made me look a right cunt!"

"I fucked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman whod want to do that?"

"People say, "Dont you miss it, Gal?" I say, "What, England? Nah. Fucking place. Its a dump. Dont make me laugh. Grey, grimy, sooty. What a shit hole. What a toilet. Every cunt with a long face shuffling about, moaning, all worried. No thanks, not for me." They say, "Whats it like, then, Spain?" And Ill say, "Its hot. Hot. Oh, its fucking hot. Too hot? Not for me, I love it."

"You were right Don. Technically speaking, you were right. But youre dead. So shut up."

"[raising his glass] Gentlemen! Youre all cunts."

"In the Underworld, you never turn down a job."

"Where theres a will - and there is a fucking will - theres a way - and there is a fucking way."