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"Justin: [after he blocks a goal] Thats right. Didnt score on me last half, wont score on this half! Im a ninja. Ninja Goalie."

She's the Man
She's the Man
She's the Man is a 2006 American romantic comedy teen sports film directed by Andy Fickman and starring Amanda Bynes, Channing Tatum, Laura Ramsey, Vinnie Jones, and David Cross. Inspired by William Shakespeare's play Twelfth Night, the film centers on teenager Viola Hastings, who enrolls at her brother's new boarding school, Illyria Prep, in his place and pretends to be a boy in order to play on
"Justin: [after he blocks a goal] Thats right. Didnt score on me last half, wont score on this half! Im a ninja. Ninja Goalie."
"David Cross – Principal Horatio Gold"
"So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?"
"[to Viola (as Sebastian)] Why, why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms?"
"[When asked where the Sebastian is] Well, he must be half way to China by now, he showed us his willis & doodleberries."
"I think I played soccer once, or was it chess?"
"Olivia: [as Viola takes her place at the kissing booth] Beware. The old guy chewing gum... its not gum."
"[to Duke] What does you heart tell you? [pause] I mean... which one would you rather see NAKED!?"
"[Quoting Coach] Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
"You know how it is. New school, new babe pool."
"[To Monique, breaking up with her] Youre hot Monique, smokin hot. But there are plenty of hot girls out there. And the truth is you have nothing else to offer! And when my eyes are closed, I see you for what you truly are, which is UUUG-LAY!"
"[Seeing Olivia and Sebastian meeting outside his office] What is...? Oh... Getting to know the opposite sex are we? Male female dynamics, all that. Sexual tension... its all part of the high school experience... Continue, continue, please. But keep it cleaned up. Abstinence is key, abstinence is the best way to not... is to not. Uh- [Pretending to respond to someone in his office] Hm? [Goes back inside his office]"