Sinfest

"Seymour: [shouting] Praise the Lord! Go to church! Save your soul! Repent now! God is watching! The Devil: [to God] You need better representation."

"The Devil: Youre just jealous cuz Im more popular than you. God: Talk to the hand."

"Slick: Look, I dont know if you sent a million men to hell… but I do know for a fact that you pulled me out of there. Monique: I did? Slick: Yeah. Twice. So it all evens out."

"Pooch: Youre back! You were gone, and now youre back! Percy: Yeah, yeah. Dont make a big deal of it."

"Slick: What do you want? Name it and Ill get it for you! Monique: World peace. Slick: You got it! Wait here! [On phone] Hello? Sinister shadow government responsible for all the wars in human history? Stop it!"

"Slick: This world you created is a bust! Its a full-on hellhole! What gives?! God: Well, its a sort of work in progress. Its open to interpretation and functions on multiple levels."

"Fuchsia: Did you really come down here to save me? Criminy: Yes. Well, no. Not to save you. Just to be with you."

"Seymour: God is a benevolent ruler! Lil Evil: Dont believe the hype."

"Fuchsia: Does it bother you that Im a devil girl? That I have horns and a tail and shoot fire from my hands and the fact that Im not normal in any way, shape or form whatsoever? Criminy: Only if it bothers you."

"Slick: Existence. I ponder it most ponderously. Monique: As do I. I am like Philosophocles."

"Seymour: Youre in our schools! Our courts! Our ballparks! Our money! Youre everywhere! God: I just want to be in your heart."

"Blue: Your brains turned to mush ever since you met him. Fuchsia: Him? Who? I dont know what youre taking about!"