Singles (1992 film)

"People need people, Steve. It has nothing to do with sex. OK, maybe 40 percent. 60 percent. Forget it."

"Linda, uh, its me. I had to call you. Its about midnight. I was just having many beers. And, uh, I just wanted to say what I should have said at the dock. I fucking chickened out when I acted casual, like Mr. Casual. I should have said it. You... belong... with... me! We belong together. And what really pisses me off is that, now that were really talking, you thought I proposed to you only because you were pregnant. Whats that about?! I mean... hey, this is not the bathroom! And you know maybe if I had said some of these things at the dock it would have made a difference because... but I think we made a big mistake because...we had good times and we had bad times, but we had times. And I would like to start over. I would like to be new to you. I want to be new to you. I want to be Mr. New. So call me back if you want to. But this is the last time Ill call. And, if you really needed to know how I feel, how I really feel, thats how I feel. I love you. And thats something you should know, so I wont bother you again. So, good night. And good bye. And call me back. Good bye."

"Ive always been able to do this, break up with someone and never look back. Being alone: theres a certain dignity to it."

"Bridget Fonda - Janet Livermore"

"Youre Dr. Jamison, man. Many, many babes are into that."

"I broke up with someone recently: Jennifer, my last girlfriend. I did it in a crowded restaurant. She just stared at me with that look: How can you pass me up? I told her we werent right and all the stuff we both knew. A week later I realized I was wrong, tried to get back together with her. She wont see me. Now shes with Tony. Tony knows my friend Bailey, whos friends with the girl Tonys going out with on the side, Rita. Rita who I broke up with to go out with Jennifer. So now do I tell Jennifer that I know Tonys going out with Rita or do I tell Rita that I know about Tony and Jennifer? Tony will tell Jennifer that I was still going out with Rita while I was going out with her. How does stuff get so complicated? I dont know."