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"Youre smart. I like you. Ill probably give you a nickname."

Slackers (film)
Slackers (film)
Slackers is a 2002 American teen comedy film directed by Dewey Nicks in his directional debut and starring Devon Sawa, Jason Schwartzman, James King, Jason Segel, Michael Maronna, and Laura Prepon. Its plot follows a nerdy college student who blackmails a group of young men with his knowledge that they have cheated throughout college, and uses it to get closer to a young woman he is obsessed with.
"Youre smart. I like you. Ill probably give you a nickname."
"No one calls me a retard, you FREAKIN HOBO!!!!"
"I had a nickname for you! And now Im not gonna tell you. Okay......... It was Laser."
"You are so awesome, your room is so awesome, your phone is kick-ass, and you know what? I love you."
"We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? Were getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, its a counter-system. And then, you do things together, you swim, you row, you... boat, you eat, you stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but its not gay."
"You know what, boys? Why dont you just let me take care of it. You treat a hot girl like dirt, and shell stick to you like mud."