Snatch (film)

"Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, will you, Errol?"

"Franky Four Fingers: So the Biblical scholars mistranslated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin". It was an easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But it was the "virgin" that caught peoples attention. Its not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Holy Catholic Church. Oy vey."

"So, youre obviously the big dick. And there on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever; they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol pussy, and have brought your two little, mincey, faggot balls along for a good ol time. But youve got your parties muddled up; theres no pussy here, just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, youre having second thoughts. Youre shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that youve got "Replica" written on the side of your guns…and the fact that Ive got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine…should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now…fuck off!"

"Various characters: [regarding Boris the Blade] Sneaky fuckin Russian"

"Save your breath for cooling your porridge"

"Stealin Stones and Breakin Bones"

"Deadly kick fer a fat focker, eh?"

"Alan Ford – Brick Top Polford"

"Why the fuck would I want with a caravan thats got no fockin wheels?!"

"Ya like dags? Dags, ya like em?"

"Russians. Anti-semite cossack sluts."

"Now, I know he looks like a fat fucker … well, he is a fat fucker … but hes dirty and hes dangerous."