Sonic the Hedgehog (film)

"[unveiling his robot vehicle(s) held inside one another] Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going?"

"What is extraordinary is I have determined the exact height, weight, and spinal curvature of this creature, and my computer cannot find a single match for it anywhere in Earths animal kingdom. This blackout was not a terrorist attack, and thats no baby bigfoot. This guy... is something else... entirely."

"[unrolls from a ball which hed turned into and disabled Robotniks vehicle; groans] Ugh, I think I had a bonus life."

"SFPD, pending background check. Paws in the air! [Sonic: Uh, meow?]"

"Hey, everyone, welcome back to my livestream! Today, were destroying robots. Step One... [plants one of Robotniks electromagnetic mines on his robot vehicle, causing it to malfunction]"

"[As Sonic keeps defeating and destroying his robots] OHHHH! GIVE ME A BIG! FAT! BREAK!!"

"That little alien... knew more about being human... than you ever will. His name is Sonic. This was his home. And he was my friend."

"[sees a smaller vehicle come out of Robotniks disabled vehicle] I think that tank just had a baby."

"[after being revived by some smelling salts] Gotta go fast! [goes around the kitchen at a super fast speed before settling down] Where am I? What year is it? Is The Rock president?"