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"Policemen are numbered in case they get lost."
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Terence Alan "Spike" Milligan was an Anglo-Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright and actor. The son of an English mother and Irish father, he was born in British India, where he spent his childhood before relocating in 1931 to England, where he lived and worked for the majority of his life.
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"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."
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"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion."
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"Are you going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to use ear plugs?"
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"I thought Id begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."
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"If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it."
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"God made night But Man made darkness."
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"A lot of learning can be a little thing."
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"On the Ning Nang NongWhen the cows go bong!"
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"Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite."
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