Team Fortress 2

"First rule of hacking: look for the green wire! Oh...what color would you say that is? Its more of a sort of aqua-marine [sic], isnt it?"

"[drunkenly] Say, its, its Pauling. Im… Im at a beer garden with Demo, so theres lots of beer and...uh..beer."

"Pauling here. Im at a campfire with Soldier, Salty Pete, Pepper Pot Pete, and Perry Pepper Pants, and Peter Poopy-Toots. [whispering] And theyre all cardboard. I think hes crazy. [normal voice] Oh, whats that Soldier? Tree bark rations? Sounds… American! [whispering] Do this contract and then get this man some help."

"Im gonna saw through your bones!"

"Spy: Our first dying wish is Scouts. Hes... drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car. I have something radiating off of me."

"[pages turning] Hmm. [pages turning] Oh! Oh, sorry. Sorry! Hope that didnt disturb you too much, then. That was--did you hear that noise? Yeah, that was just the sound of...some books. Pages being turned. By me. Cause I was reading...the books. [chuckles] You know what its like, you know? When you get the urge. And--and ability. To read. Suddenly takes you, youre like Ive gotta read some books! So that was what I was doing, just reading the old, uh--some of the old bloody classics. Of literature. By uh...Dickens. And uh...um...others. So uh, so Im not a moron."