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"Otis: [speaking of how his mouth feels] Shooby, shooby, shooby."
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The Andy Griffith Show is an American sitcom television series that aired on CBS from October 3, 1960, to April 1, 1968, with a total of 249 half-hour episodes spanning eight seasons—159 in black and white and 90 in color.
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"Sha-zay-um!" -- Gomer Pyle (southern for "Shazam!")"
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"Maybe this will explain why Aunt Bees feeling so good." Barney to Andy in Aunt Bees Medicine Man."
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"But dont the trees sound nice and full?" Andy referring to the birds Opie has just let go. In Opie:The Birdman."
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"Well, where theres smoke theres firewater." Barney to Andy in Aunt Bees Medicine Man."
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"Sure Mike, sure." Barney drunkenly says to Andy after Otis spikes the spring water in Barney and the Governor."
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"You beat everything Barney, you know that?" Andy to Barney Season 3 Episode 6"
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"Of course you smell gas. What do you think this car runs on, coal?"
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"Citizens arr-ay-est!, citizens arr-ay-est!, citizens arr-ay-est!" -- Said by Gomer Pyle (actor Jim Nabors) to Barney Fife (actor Don Knotts) in the episode aptly titled "Citizens Arrest."
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"You got to spend a quid and some bobs to get anything good these days." Barney talking with Andy and Malcom Merriwether in The Return of Malcom Merriwether."
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"Wheres my plaque? Give me my plaque." -- Barney describing how Otis is going to arrive at the mayors office to receive an award."
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"Youre a boob, Gomer!" -- Barney Fife, in "Citizens Arrest"
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