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"England have only three major problems. They cant bat, they cant bowl and they cant field."
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The Ashes
The Ashes is a Test cricket series played biennially between England and Australia. The term originated in a satirical obituary published in a British newspaper, The Sporting Times, immediately after Australia's 1882 victory at The Oval, its first Test win on English soil. The obituary stated that English cricket had died, and that "the body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia". The
"England have only three major problems. They cant bat, they cant bowl and they cant field."
"Im struggling now, Ive not been to bed yet and behind these sunglasses is a thousand stories."
"Matthew Hoggard called the Prime Minister a knob when we were celebrating winning the Ashes at a Downing Street function, and you know what? Thats the first thing Hoggys got right in a while. Blair is a knob."
"Ive not travelled 6,000 miles to make friends. Im here to win the Ashes."
"N.B. – The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia."