The Boss Baby

"[Tim: Whats the point, Wizzie?] Because its 7:00 a.m. I have one job to do, and you make it so difficult."

"Its okay, little halfling. Sometimes, I get confused too. Especially during daylight savings time. Spring forward, fall back. We dont even have calendars in the wizards realm! There is no spring, only darkness and winter!"

"(to Jimbo) PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! Cookies are for closers."

"No, Ted and Janice. You dont even know their names. Youre just trying to steal them from me! You stole everything! You are the one who should be in jail!"

"I dont want your filthy money."

"And we are on schedule to release the most adorable puppy ever. Were gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! Watch out, world! Its gonna crush the competition!"

"I WISH YOUVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!"

"Were gonna launch a brand new puppy in every continent. In every country! Were going to take over the world, one heart at a time. Imagine a puppy that never grows up, never gets old. A puppy that stays a puppy forever. I give you the only thing youll ever love, the Forever Puppy!"

"[After the end credits, the alarm clock goes off] Wake up, little halflings! It is time to leave. Go and live your peasant lives. [flailing his arms up and down] BE GONE WITH YOU!!!"

"Im launching my Forever Puppies, and theres nothing you can do about it!"

"[repeated line] Wake up, little halflings! Its 7:00 a.m."

"If only I could reach my magical shank. I could break us out of this big house."