The Departed

"Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello"

"The cops are saying hes a cop. So I wont look for the cop. Are you soft, Fitzy? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him in the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB! [Fitzy laughs, Frank hits him with his hat] DONT LAUGH! THIS AINT REALITY TV!!!"

"[to Colin] One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy."

"Most people wouldnt trust anybody with an immaculate record. I do. I got an immaculate record."

"[Gives Billy a cellphone] Now, whenever you make a call, ask for Mikey. MIKEY! Heh...you ask for a Mikey, because there is no Mikey."

"[to Madolyn] If were not gonna make it, its gotta be you that gets out, cause Im not capable. Im fucking Irish, Ill deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life."

"[to Colin Sullivan] Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know youre not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch. Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work."

"Please tell me those cars arent empty. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, please tell me that those Chinamens cars ARENT EMPTY!!"

"[after punching a computer technician] YOU FUCKED THIS WHOLE THING UP!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO, YOU COCKSUCKER?!?!?! LET GO OF ME!!!! IM GONNA RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!"

"Lies. Betrayal. Sacrifice. How far will you take it?"

"Leonardo DiCaprio - Billy Costigan"

"Cops or Criminals. When youre facing a loaded gun, whats the difference?"