The Exorcist III

"On the entrance exam for new policemen, they ask, "What are rabies and what would you do for them?" Ryan said, "Rabies are Jewish priests and I would do anything I possibly could for them."

"I was signaling beings on Mars. Sometimes they answer."

"Ive been standing out there for centuries. Four new popes have been elected. Thats a lot of white smoke."

"Bill, now! Shoot now! Kill me now!"

"Were going to live forever, Bill. Were spirits."

"I once spent a year hearing childrens confessions and I wound up a lemon drop junkie. The little wierdos keep breathing it on you along with all that pot. And between the two of them, Ive got a feeling its probably addictive."

"Go in peace, my child. May the Schwartz be with you."

"Did you get my message? I left it with Keating. Nice girl. Good heart."

"I still hear from her occasionally, screaming. I think the dead should shut up, unless theres something to say."

"I like plays. The good ones. Shakespeare... I like Titus Andronicus the best - its sweet. Incidentally, did you know that you are talking to an artist? I sometimes do special things to my victims: things that are creative. Of course, it takes knowledge, pride in your work. For example, a decapitated head can continue to see for approximately twenty seconds. So when I have one thats gawking, I always hold it up so that it can see its body. Its a little extra I throw in for no added charge. I must admit it makes me chuckle every time. Life is fun. Its a wonderful life, in fact, for some. Its too bad about poor Father Dyer. I killed him, you know. An interesting problem, but finally, it worked! First, a bit of the old succinylcholine to permit one to work without, ah, annoying distractions. Then, a three foot catheter threaded directly into the inferior vena cava -- or, superior vena cava. Its a matter of taste, I think, dont you? Then the tube moves through the vein, under the crease of the arm, into the vein that leads directly into the heart, and then, you just hold up the legs, and you squeeze the blood manually into the tube from the arms and the legs. Theres a little shaking and pounding at the end for the dregs - it isnt perfect. Theres a little blood left, Im afraid. But, regardless, the overall effect is astonishing! And isnt that really what counts in the end? Yes, of course, Good Show Biz, Lieutenant, the EFFECT! And then, off comes the head without spilling one single drop of blood. Now I call that SHOWMANSHIP, Lieutenant!"

"Colleen Dewhurst - Pazuzu (voice)"

"I cannot believe you just said that. What kind of a world is this? Are you an animal? Do you know what Macbeth is about? Ill tell you. Its a play about the numbing of the moral sense. I tell Ryan that we have nothing to go on in this case. You know what he says to me? "Win some, lose some." Youre a racist, Ryan. Did you know that?"