The Goonies

"[to Mama Fratelli] You gross old witch!"

"[to Andi] COME ON, come on! Where are you? Youre in the clouds and we are in a basement!"

"Everything. Okay, Ill talk. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Maxs toupee and glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edith down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... [sobbing] Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home, and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: [starts imitating vomiting sounds] - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started gettin sick and throwin up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

"Jeff Cohen — Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen"

"[first lines] Bummer. Nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway. Who needs the Goon Docks? Who needs this house? I cant wait to get out of here."

"You guys, just what if this map can lead to One-Eyed Willys rich stuff? Then we wont have to leave the Goon Docks."

"[after Chunk glued the David statues penis piece on upside down] Oh, you idiot. You glued it on upside down!"

"[as Mouth deflates the new tires on Brands bike] It took him 376 lawnmower jobs to pay for that. Its his most favorite thing in the world."

"[referring to Sloth] I swear on my life, theyve got it. An It! A giant It! They got it chained to the wall! When it came into the light, it was all gross and distorted. The parts were all mixed around."

"If I found One-Eyed Willys rich stuff, Id pay all my dads bills. Then maybe he could get to sleep at night, instead of sitting up trying to figure out a way for all of us to stay here."

"If we dont something now, theres gonna be a golf course right where were standing."

"Mikey, this aint the kinda place you wanna go to the bathroom in. [Mama Fratelli: Why not?] Because they might have daddy longlegs in em."