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"[Before shooting a cop, "Good morning gentlemen, is there a problem?"] Yes, officer, as a matter of fact there is a problem, apparently there are too many bullets in this gun."

The Last Boy Scout
The Last Boy Scout
The Last Boy Scout is a 1991 American buddy action comedy film directed by Tony Scott from a screenplay by Shane Black, and produced by Joel Silver. It stars Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans, Halle Berry, Noble Willingham, Chelsea Field, Taylor Negron, and Danielle Harris. The film follows a washed-up private investigator (Willis) who teams up with a disgraced former football star (Wayans) to uncover
"[Before shooting a cop, "Good morning gentlemen, is there a problem?"] Yes, officer, as a matter of fact there is a problem, apparently there are too many bullets in this gun."
"If you go any faster were gonna travel back through time."
"Excuse me, but did any of you stupid shits bother to frisk this FUCK?!"
"You back off Joseph... Or Im gonna show your daughter what a hot date I am..."
"Naughty boy, Joseph... You just killed a police officer."
"Push this vile, fuck off the road man!"
"The truth is a beautiful thing."
"I swear to Christ that if I survive this fucking case Im gonna dance a jig."
"Hey Milo, where you callin from? The bottom of the pool?"
"[giving Jimmy a briefcase full of $6 million] Go buy yourself a new pair of pants."
"Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets ... who gives a fuck?"
"[to himself] Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? Hed shoot everybody and smoke some cigarettes."